Laugh a ton at this. Lived in Texas awhile and this is sooo Texan!
Priceless!
I have often wondered why many atheists spend so much of their time fighting against something they think is a fairytale. I have never seen them rage against Snow White and the Seven Dwarvesuu hi They should embrace Kwaanza. It is a manufactured holiday with no religious meaning. It would be fitting that people who don’t believe anything should embrace a holiday that isn’t based on anything real, but is a real fairytale rather than something they have falsely labeled as a fairytale. They believe in real fairytales like the idea that all things sprung into existence through an unknown first cause without any intelligent intervention in the process. In other words it all must have been magic.