tlarimer,
Things are not as impossible as you jest that they might be.
Hill has retruned. The new HC and OC may, as you suggest, see Tanner as the next 3 year coach without Hill, however,
the OC at one time as stated that Hill will be the starter, but at a different time, he has stated that no promises has been made to either Hill or Mangum and that the best available man, in the Fall practice will be this season’s QB. The decision will not be made in the Spring Practice as Hill’s recovery will not be enough to bring him to his 100% potential. Right now, there is no sure thing, be it your suggestion or the OC/HC wishes at this time.
As for Unicorns running the flag on the field, I have always enjoyed our Cougar mascot, however, I will not rule out your suggestion of the unicorn and I do like very much your suggestion of the one extra large P.O. Box for the IRS where everyone will be put on the honor system to drop that which each individual feels is fair due to their own individual needs and circumstance.